“Almost Ready” Unisex t-shirt
Vintage White / S
$ 392.00
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The WINK “Almost Ready” Tee is optimism with a disclaimer.
The front features a clean, understated line of text reading “I am almost ready.*” Just beneath it, the footnote delivers the truth: *“I am still on my bed.” The layout is minimal and deliberate, letting the timing of the joke do the work. A small WINK mark sits quietly below, subtle but unmistakable.
The back is completely blank—because nothing else needs to be clarified.
Printed on a soft, everyday unisex tee, this piece is relaxed, relatable, and perfectly paced for plans that haven’t quite started yet.
Details:
Unisex short-sleeve t-shirt
Soft, lightweight everyday fabric
Front-only text graphic
No back print
Relaxed, classic fit
Progress is relative. Comfort is not.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
“Almost Ready” Unisex t-shirt
$ 392.00
The front features a clean, understated line of text reading “I am almost ready.*” Just beneath it, the footnote delivers the truth: *“I am still on my bed.” The layout is minimal and deliberate, letting the timing of the joke do the work. A small WINK mark sits quietly below, subtle but unmistakable.
The back is completely blank—because nothing else needs to be clarified.
Printed on a soft, everyday unisex tee, this piece is relaxed, relatable, and perfectly paced for plans that haven’t quite started yet.
Details:
Unisex short-sleeve t-shirt
Soft, lightweight everyday fabric
Front-only text graphic
No back print
Relaxed, classic fit
Progress is relative. Comfort is not.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |